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Vampire
So you have a Vampire bothering you do you?

Vampire /'væmpaié/, n.
1. a preternatural being, in the common belief a
reanimated corpse of a person improperly buried,
sucks blood of sleeping persons at night.
2. one who preys ruthlessly on others;
Macquarie Concise Dictionary
Vampire hanging upside down
Vampires can be a pain to get rid of depending on the age of the fiend
the older they are the more cunning they tend to be, it seems they pick
up handy survival tips over the centuries and it requires an expert in this
field to send them to the otherside,(hell) it is on the age criteria that we
charge for this service as the older one's take more killing than the younger
one's. Prices range from $1,200 to $5,000 this includes all the tools needed
but as usuall not traveling expenses.

If these prices are out of your price range clickHere for some tools so you can do it yourself.




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